Telling the Tale

Happy Halloween and thank you Sam & Max. This is The City that Dares Not Sleep.

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Dagnab ol' puppets. What's good about puppets? Lie-fueled lumber production? Actually, I guess that's pretty cool. Did you know that in the Disney movie Pinocchio, the whole nose-growing thing was only in it for like one scene for a very small amount of time? It wasn't even a thing about him; it was something the fairy was doing TO him. And then, pretty much any time Pinocchio is referenced in pop-culture, it's the nose thing! As if that's his main thing! Dude was an actor. He had dreams... Well, anyway, this is Beyond the Alley of the Dolls!

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We use our brains for so many little things. Like, you just read that. That was your brain! Intense, right? Unfathomable, haha. Yeah, just... just wild. H-yep... Well, anyway, this is They Stole Max's Brain!

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Dustin Jackson on Twitter: @AmazingDJDustin

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Ever been to Egypt? Follow up question: ever watched a movie? Well, anyway, this is The Tomb of Sammun-Mak.

Mitchell Wolfe on Twitter: @TheWolfeFM

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Damnnnnnn, it's funny to say "penal zone." One of the funniest things thus far, I'd wager. Well, anyway, this is The Penal Zone.

Mitchell Wolfe on Twitter: @TheWolfeFM

Dustin Jackson on Twitter: @AmazingDJDustin

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Look how short that title is! That's amazing! All of our episode titles so far are WAY too long. This one? Mwah. Short and sweet.

Who's on the moon, gang? Is it gnomes? Probably gnomes. Well, anyway, this is Puzzle Agent 2.

Mitchell Wolfe on Twitter: @TheWolfeFM

Dustin Jackson on Twitter: @AmazingDJDustin

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In the entirety of Telltale Games' 14-year-long existence, they only made one series of games with a wholly original, non-adaptation story. What happens when the President of the United States runs out of erasers? Something to do with gnomes? Aww buddy, I super think it's gnome related. No? Well, anyway, this is Nelson Tethers Puzzle Agent.

Mitchell Wolfe on Twitter: @TheWolfeFM

Dustin Jackson on Twitter: @AmazingDJDustin

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Video games, you know. We like video games. Dustin draws stuff from them. Wolfe pretends to work on them. Video games. Strong Bad likes video games too. Like Stinkoman 20X6, Peasant's Quest, Snake Boxer 5, Lade Crate Ape, Mista Fixit, Math Kickers feat. The Algebros, Space Circus Catastrophe, Thy Dungeonman, Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder... Anyway, this is 8-Bit is Enough.

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Wolfe and Dustin are having just the swellest time with Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People, and this episode is ridiculous. Pure bananers. Have you ever played a movie? Have you ever watched a game? This is sort of like both those things, but also Dangeresque is there and he's got to get the formula. You know, the formula that makes plants grow good? And also he has to get the rocket's launch codes back from Perducci. And also, he's gotta find Sultry Buttons in Paris. Or maybe it was Tokyo? Or Cairo? Maybe Ireland? And also he's gotta rescue his partner Renaldo. And also he's gotta fight Uzi Bazooka on the sun. And also... Anyway, this is Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective.

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In Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People, only the rockingest may thrive. Do Wolfe and Dustin have what it takes to win a battle of the bands? Absolutely not. Wolfe plays trumpet. That's an automatic DQ. Ooh, DQ. Dairy Queen. Haven't been there in a while. They used to have one near me, but it hasn't been there for like a decade. It's not like there aren't ice cream places, but DQ had some specific things like that chocolate drizzle that hardened as soon as it touched the ice cream cone. How did that work? I can never get my chocolate to stick like that. Anyway, this is the Baddest of the Bands.

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